Placemats of the Future  
   
 
Saturday, May 25, 2002

Expand your vocabulary:

  • Malted caffeinated froth
  • Monkeydome
  • Donnybrooked your ass
  • Guh-loosh
  • Karmadetic
  • Frantastic

Rejected script titles for Friends:

  • The one about anthrax in Gunther's coffee
  • The one about Joey's "rash"
  • The one about the one about
  • The one about thirtysomethings running around the singles scene like they're twentysomethings — and no one noticing
  • The one about how Ross and Rachel's break-up would've, in reality, split the group six ways
  • The one about increasing irrelevance
  • The one about placemats

Friday, May 24, 2002

Yes master, as you say master:

  • Old slang: "Dope!"
  • Even older slang: "Excellent!"
  • Really old slang: "Groovy!"
  • New slang: "Dude, you're getting a Dell!"



Copyright (c) 2002, 2003 Jim Nelson.